Welcome to the holy homepage of The Exclusive Swizzle Club! Exclusive didn't fit in the name. But we are exclusive. Remember that please.

This club was opened by the questionable totallystumped, and the ONLY other TRUE member is majjellan! This wonderful man-lady (kiddiiiing) takes pretty much full responsibility for The Exclusive Swizzle club because *totallystumped is lazy and cannot be trusted to do anything.

The Exclusive Swizzle Club was created in homage to our god, Swizzle. He is not yet aware of this club's existence, but we will be sure to notify him soon. And when he is aware of this club's existence, he will be very pleased. Very pleased indeed. And he will crown us, the members, as his Swizzle Servants. And then we well be very pleased. Very pleased indeed.

Actually our Swizzle god is not yet aware of his own existence either, but please don't ruin it for him.

You might notice that we are just trying to fill up space in this journal. There is no Swizzle god. We just like the word, okay?

If you too like the word swizzle, its many sounds and letters, send us a note asking to join, and we will happily reject your request for membership. BECAUSE THIS IS AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB. DIDN'T I SAY THAT?!

Please note that most 'acceptances' into the club made by ~majjellan are sarcastic, you can't join okay?! IT'S EXCLUSIVE.

Also please note that any acceptances made by *totallystumped DO NOT EVEN EXIST AND IF SHE ACCEPTS YOU INTO THE CLUB RUN AWAY BECAUSE SHE IS ACTUALLY PLANNING SOMETHING HORRIBLY EVIL.

Thankyou for reading and keep on swizzling. Just not near our exclusive club, okay? Now bugger off.